from "Grumpy Old Men"....


"ridin' the skin boat to tuna town"

"takin' ol' one-eye to the optometrist"

"takin' the old log to the beaver"

"takin' a ride on the wild baloney poney" (what ever that means)

"slippin' her the old salami"

"Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holiest! Coitus un-interruptus!"

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