"I Fucked The Girl In Hanson" was my favourite for a while

I actually had a great idea for a t-shirt last year and then some fuckers stole it and marketed it down here. My idea was to have the shirt say "Australian, Idle", a play on "Australian Idol".

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I want to do something that matters