I have MANY T-shirts,with sayings on them.Two that I can think of immediatly,are-A dog humping a pant leg,that says "SAFE SEX" and one with many penises,with a saying under each one,like "My two neighbors are nuts".
One also says"My closest neighbor,is an asshole",My wife,refuses to shop with me,if I wear either.
My favorites say---"Payback,is a Bitch" & "I don't get mad,I just get even".It
lies.I get mad & I get even.
ONE of my favorites,has a picture of Bart Simpson.Over his picture,it says---
"Underachiever & proud of it"
As said,I have many.They let people know your feelings,right off. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)