Originally Posted by Loulabelle

....that there are a fair few of our Pixie men who are in urgent need of sexual attention - guys who no longer want to be virgins, guys who've been celibate for a while etc etc all of whom feel they need a damn good going over from a woman who knows what she's doing.

So....in the interests of doing my bit for the Pixie's community and as an act of completely selfless kindness *ahem* I've decided that I'm going to volunteer to rectify the situation.

Please form an orderly queue here.