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Old 04-23-2002, 11:32 AM
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sounds like mainly US instructions...


"mummy, mummy, do lemons have legs?"
"no."
"then I have squeezed out our canary bird"


"mummy, mummy, Iīm sick!"
"why, itīs only the prewashing...?"


"mummy, mummy, how far is it until America?"
"shut up and continue swimming!"


"mummy, mummy, I donīt like Grandpa!"
"eat at last what you have on your plate!"


"mummy, mummy, I have found Grandma!"
"I told you not to dig below the roses!"
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