Anal sex?! Madam, I'd rather scrub the Space Shuttle with a tooth brush than forego such a filthy act.

*After posting I see STO has tried to steal a question OBVIOUSLY meant for me... *

So, how about those handcuffs, aren't they fun?

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these