In one of those kids beds shaped like a race car and you'll never believe what can be turned into a sex toy these days. Tie her up with a jump rope and get her off with a rubber duckie. Before I get any flames--I BOUGHT THE KID A NEW RUBBER DUCKIE, OKAY.

Someplace twisted...

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.