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Old 11-30-2003, 05:51 PM
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Name: Grandma Gertrude
Height: 4 ft 11 with a Dowager's hump
Weight: frail (due to being extremely picky about her food's preparation)
Age: 67

Gracie's mother, who has the habit of spoiling all George's fun. Gertrude has a long list of hobbies which include playing mahjong with the ladies at the club and making everyone's life a living hell. She has chain smoked for 45 years and has the wrinkles to prove it. Gertrude has once again graced the Piffle residence with her presence for the holidays and wasted not a moment before reminding her daughter Gracie, that her old beau, Peter Hollingsworth is now a successful cardiologist in Palm Springs. Her favorite part of her visit is watching George squirm.
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