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Old 02-04-2002, 05:26 PM
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Re: ROS

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Originally posted by Oldfart
Recursive Orgasm Syndrome

My God, Scotz.

We're up for Nobel Prizes in Engineering and Medicine.

Where will it end?


... And very very well-deserved nominations they are too, gentlemen. Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!

There is, however, one thing you appear not to have grasped with regard to Recursive Orgasm Syndrome --- namely, that by definition, it will not end! That is precisely the beauty of it, and precisely the reason why its discovery merits such prestigious recognition. Please, this is a crucial point to understaaa... ahhhhhhhhhhh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... oh god... oooooooooooooh... yesssss... ohhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... to understand.

Another point you will want to keep clear in the medical literature, as you prepare it: most people with a medical condition are said to 'suffer' from an 'affliction'; however, those us us who have ROS cannot correctly be said to 'suffer' from the condition in the least. Suffering is simply not the correct verb in this case. (If this is torture, chain me to the wall.) We seem to experience continual and unavoidable waves of delight, accompanied by a sudden lack of... ohhhhhhhhhhh... yeah... mmmmmmmmmm... aaaaaaaaaaaaah... ahhhhhhhhhhh... ohhhhhhhhhhhh... oh god yes... oh baby... ohhhhhhhh... ummmmm... a sudden lack of coherence and of inhibition. While we do not under any circumstances view this as a problem, it can make clear communication a little more difficult at times. We hope that you will continue to accomodate our needs.



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