Smart woman...don't get mad........... GET EVEN!

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
woman.
The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain
there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he
would
buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be
given 3
days on her own there, to pack up her things.

While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal
belongings
into boxes and crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the
movers
come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the
last time at
their candlelit Dining table, soft music playing in the background, and
feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay. When she had
finished,
she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp
shells into
the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and
left.

The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for the
first
few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could
not
explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned &
mopped
and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets
were
steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
brought
in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went.

Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The moving
company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking
everything to their
new home. Including the (curtain rods).

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.