I have always been known as a "downstairs"man,but I can adapt!
My wife always said that it's a good thing that I'm a "downstairs"
man,because her breasts aren't that big!(Don't tell her I said that)
Irish
P.S.Most women look at breasts as men do their dicks!They think
they have to be humongous!As they get older,they realise that the person attached,is what makes the difference.I always said,
that you can't screw a tit!(But you can screw,between them!)

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)