[QUOTE]Originally posted by SteinFibers
[B]These are men's Rules for giving cunnulingus



1. If men are going to pleasure you, please don't give us directions. No one likes a supervisor.(i.e higher, lower, almost there)

2. Our favourite sports team lost, so I feel like shit too, so don't think its funny, because it's important to me, so no I don't feel like it either.

3. Men play video games to clear our minds, I mean, its a high pressure situation we have to get ready for!

1.Some men need directions
2.If thats allyou have to worry about is a losing team,we all should be so lucky.
3.LMAO

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