06-16-2014, 12:14 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
OLD FART
From way up here to way down there,
A day shoots off the charts,
A guy we know is celebrating,
A guy whose name's Old Fart!
He made it around the sun again,
Another lap complete,
So get the billy on the ol' bush telly,
For supper and a treat.
A bit of cake and tea time,
Then get set to do your duty.
Bend over and pull down your strides,
and get your bum all nuddy.
The Shelia's are all in a row,
Their faces shining bright,
The thought of bare bums spanking
Fills them with delight.
And while they're all doing that,
We'll raise our glasses high,
And sing in off-key harmony,
A song to make you sigh ...
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear OldFart
Could ya' pour us more brew?
Hope your day and the year will be a good one! |