Oh I'm going to start carrying a valve core remover so that I can let the air out of the tire by loosening the valve core and leaving it that way. Then when they go to air up the tires it just blows back out. Usually people just take up the slots by the car parking, but this was obviously done on purpose and not because of lack of space in the lot.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf