All you have to do is to get out of it is say something very prejudice. I know it's neglecting your civil duties, but I always considered one of my civil duties is to help keep the economy going by going to work and getting my full pay for the day and paying bills and buying necessities. That I think it's a lot of fun to say stuff that's off the wall just to see how people react.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf