Hidden in a little town,
Just a wee bit north of Philly,
A lass of uncommon charm,
Is playing with hubby's willy.

It's her right to do so morning, noon, and night,
And this we all do know,
And hubby sure doesn't mind
To watch this fun-filled show.

But, we need to stop them
For a very short time
Because we have something to tell her
That should make her shine ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIXY ,
From your friends all here,
We miss you much, cuz' ...
We love you dear.

We hope that all is going well,
And that your birthday will be happy,
And to help make that a reality,
From us to you, something very snappy ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LIXY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!


Hope all your wishes come true. Now, you can get back to hubby .