Dear dicksbro,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it That night Under the bus and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about A new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
scotzoidman


(so far nobody wants to vacation in Egypt, I've noticed)

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