I've had to have that procedure done a few times and the only tough part is the prep. You absolutely had best not be more than a couple of steps away from the toilet once that solution kicks in.

I believe it was the last one I had done when I was lying on my side and they were just starting to sedate me and the song "Macarthur Park" came on the radio they had in the procedure room. I remember starting to laugh and trying to say something to the nurse about leaving the cake out in the rain but I don't think I made it through my full thought before I zonked out.

The procedure was very helpful though as it enabled them to diagnose me with ulcerative colitis and now I'm on medication that has it under control.

As for the fart thing......... the first time I had a colonoscopy the recovery room was pretty much open where there were just privacy curtains between everybody who was in recovery and the place sounded like a farter's orchestra. The last two times I was at a different hospital and had a private room. Sort of felt like I was giving a one man show.

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