Well, it seems that this party is going to go on without me, or so I thought. I figure I might as well grab my date and beat the crowd out and head to the post-show party early. Besides, I wanted to get a little limo sex in. Summer grabs my arm and we walk through the amphitheatre passing all of the Pixies, hoping for awards. Funny though, I see more attendees on their knees than sitting in their chairs. We head out of the lobby and see the limo waiting on the street, the driver holding the door open.
My date, Summer, is 50-feet in front of me, running to get to the black, stretch limo first. I begin removing my tuxedo jacket. Summer already has unzipped her dress and her boobs are exposed and bouncing as she streaks for the limo. (Interesting, when Joan Rivers interviewed us on the red carpet entering the ceremony, Rivers’ face actually cracked in half, exposing a metal android underneath … who knew she wasn’t real, I thought her body and face were all natural)
She climbs in and sits back, legs spread, ready for me to join her for a wild ride through Los Angeles. Just as I am entering the limo for the ride back to the Beverly Hills Hilton, I hear my name announced, by PixieSprite.
“What, what is this? I won? I guess I had better head back inside to accept my award,” I say to my naked date.
“Fine, fine, sure, sure, go get your damn award, I’ll have the limo circle the theater and start without you,” Summer says. She then pulls out a huge Samsonite suitcase and opens it. Inside there is a a huge array of various dildos, vibrators and other electrical and battery-operated devices designed to make men less necessary. (What did she buy the Platinum package from DildoDiva?)
I run back into the theater, my raging hard-on pointing the way. As I scamper down the aisle, I high-five the guys and the women keep pinching my ass. (I am going to be bruised tomorrow)
I reach the stage and walk to the dais. I plant a wet kiss on PixieSprite’s lips.
“Thank you PS for presenting me with this award, I am truly honored, especially to be given it by such a beautiful, nubile young lady.”
“I want to thank LixyChick for her never ending stream of consciousness. She never is at a loss for words and she is loved for it.” (Speaking of Lixy, this is longer than one of her replies)
“Thank you to DildoDiva for planning and organizing this awards ceremony, it certainly has become a hit.”
“Thanks to Nikki, Christine and BCG for … well if you’ve seen the pics, you know what for.”
“I want to thank STO for making me laugh and keeping it ‘real’ I’m not sure what that means, but I just know I won’t be betting any more football games with him.”
“Thanks to Lil for being the sexy bitch she is, she is the glue that holds the fibers of Pixies together.” (I think that was a compliment)
“I have one final thank you to give but I will have to do that in the limo.”
“Now, I want to present the next award to the woman who can either cut your balls off or lick them, depending on her mood. Will a gentleman please tap Diva on her head, wipe her chin and send her up here.”
(Music begins to play to get my damn ass off the stage)
“I present DIVA with the ‘SPURT ON MY FACE’ award.”
Now I streak down the aisle, undressing as I run. I exit the theater, the limo pulls up and the door opens. I unzip my pants and remove my cock - the award I will be giving to my date. I enter the limo and we drive away …