Subtleness works best..

Walking to my parents porch, slowly, allowing my aerobics class nice ass shift slowly and fully with each step. Looking out over the neighborhood, I pretend to respond to a slight itch, my left hand sliding just under my blouse, rubbing the "itch" just at the top of my right breast. Up the steps.. using a slightly wider than normal stance, the slit along the side of the skirt opens.. at the door, opening it, "Mom , Dad I'm visiting..."