you people are sick take video of their little sexual interlude? after a short scientific study of the situation, i deemed it unseemly to continue watching. besides, becoming a cricket voyeur would scare me. what if i liked it?

it didn't even occur to me to get rid of them. they're not really bothering me in the garage but if they got in the house, i'd have to mudalize 'em. i don't even need the cornmeal, though. i could just squish them mid-coitis. i'm sure the local farmers would thank me but it does seem pretty cruel. should i at least let jiminy finish before i stomp them?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose