1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
I love kissing, but Mrs. WI thinks it's germy.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
She hates it more when I stick my tongue in there. 
3) NOT SHAVING.
Guilty 
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Everyone knows you test melons by thumping them. 
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
I'm guilty of little love nips. No chewing though.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
I twiddle a little, but am more likely to place my thumb at the underside of her nipples and draw my fingers down her areola down towards the tip of her nipple. That doesn't seem to bother her. ha ha
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
I'm a leg & foot guy too. But if I kiss my way up her legs to the Midtown Tunnel, she doesn't like it. Trailing my tongue down from her breasts to her pubic region is ok though.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
I'm more likely to get pubics trapped. 
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Not applicable.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Up one side, across the top and down the other. The only avenue she doesn't like is from underneath, and that's only with fingers. The tongue can launch an onslaught from any angle.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
She loves when I go back and forth between intercourse and oral but yes...once she's damn near there, she doesn't like coming down until it's on the other side of the climax.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Not applicable...she won't let me undress her. And no...it's not because I've broken windows with buttons that fly off of her ripped clothes like shrapnel from a grenade.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Chicks don't dig getting flossed? 
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
I love exploring her entire body, but I could set up camp down there for a week.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
But it feels so good...when I stop. ha ha
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Not applicable...I'm married.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
I've found that sexy or not, socks are preferred over cold feet.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
Is it ok to use a pattern of three short strokes followed by one deep? I sure hope so.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
So that's what that grimace is from. Thank you!
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Nobody's perfect all the time. But there's always a Plan B. Sometimes we skip Plan A intentionally. 
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It's not nice to keep a lady waiting.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
I think we're both pretty obvious.
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
It's only gentle when I'm teasing.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
I would never do that...I bring my penis up. lmfao
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
It's damn obvious.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Sometimes a little mouth-fucking is in order. I apologize if this is not appropriate.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
She likes it on her chest. Or her short hairs. Or her arse. I take the cue from her though. She points...I shoot. ha ha
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
She doesn't last long at all on top. I think it has something to do with the angle of penetration. Or maybe it's cus I like holding her breasts together so I can lick both nipples at once.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
It really was an accident! I swear...one time and I'll never hear the end of it!
30) TAKING PICTURES.
I'm still working on that one. She's considering a "penis across the breast" pic.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
That's one area that is not a problem. I'm imaginative to the point of bizarre, in a goofy way.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
What about the sound of testicles slapping against her clit? Is that not sexy either? I may have to address that.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
Any pose with me is a stupid one. Sorry...it's just the way it is.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
I don't dig around...I just lick.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
I'm too old for love bites.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Funny...the only time she ever listens is in bed. ha ha
37) TALKING DIRTY.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
Not an issue. If anything, she has to mule kick me to get me to stop!
39) SQUASHING HER.
Uh...have you seen me?
40) THANKING HER.
Guilty...I can't help it! I'm very appreciative. Sorry.