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Old 06-22-2006, 08:04 PM
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stretched out

mmm oh God yes I love to be stetched.

uuuhh wha?

(Nurse Wanda stops thinking of the last time SHE got stretched out and tries to answer)

Open ended (OMG did I really say that?) question hon.
More you get stretched, the longer it takes.
Passing a small car vaginally (known as giving birth) leaves most women stretched somewhat permanently. Kegel help A LOT, so don't quit.
From normal (what is normal?) intercourse, you should feel "right and tight" in about 12 to 24 hours.
Side effect note- When I was living as a lesbian for a few years, I got very tight, and the first guy I was with couldn't get enough, and neither could I!!!!

sexually

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