06-14-2006, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
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I love this thread but I don't get why we're all shaving like nutzoh balls now. I've stopped shaving for a few months & don't feel less sexier.
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
27) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don't grab her head.
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The only other point with which I disagree. Grab my head. Pull my hair. Thrust into my mouth. Make me suck your balls. I wanna deep throat him. I'm just saying.
Love these tips on the whole, though.
LOL @ the wedgie tip. |