Recently sent to me,

Subject: FW: Join the cause - similar to the turning your head lights on....

Mindful that the anniversary of the WTC terrorist attack is approaching, all
Australians are asked to assist in identifying any terrorists amongst us.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 pm Eastern
Standard Time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they think it's okay to see other women in the nude.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, an Esky containing a
cold slab is to be at your side as further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment.

Australia appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation.
God Bless Australia! Come on all Aussie men, get out there and support the
girls as they weed out the terrorists hiding in YOUR neighbourhood!!

Yours truly.

John Howard Prime Minister.

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