I was hypnotized once at a comedy club, and according to my friends, i was the funniest one up there. my actual memory of it is hazy at best, but my friends told me that the people up on stage, myself included, were supposed to smoke some pot. Everyone else were smoking joints--i whipped out my imaginary pipe. Then, (I think) the guy told us that we were losers for smoking pot. I started crying and wailing and blubbering that i was a loser--apparently this was quite comical. then we were driving and got pulled over by the cops and had to give an excuse. Mine was that i had eaten some chocolate laxitives by mistake and i had the exposive shits and i had to go.

Oh, and BTW these links only work with Internet explorer or the like, not firefox, for those of you who are firefox users, i learned that the hard way