A married couple is lying in bed one night. Jill, the wife
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is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband, Marc
turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading,
he periodically reaches over to Jill and fondles
her special area.

Marc does this a few times, but only for a very short
interval before returning to read his book. Jill
gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that
Marc is seeking some encouragement she gets up
and starts stripping in front of him. Marc is
confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your
clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me
downtown. I thought it was foreplay,"
Marc says, "No, not at all."

Jill asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? "

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.