one year a bird decided not to fly south for the winter. it got real cold and he froze half to death. a cow comes by and dumps on him. the heat revives the bird and happy to be alive starts singing. a cat hearing the singing removes the bird from the pile and eats it.
three morals to this story, not everyone who shits on you is your enemy, not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend, and if you're in shit and happy keep your mouth shut.

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