Not much to tell about the early episodes, the usual "mom-walks-in-without-knocking" incidents, since there were no further repercussions...the one time I got "caught" that I found interesting has been deemed uncountable by dicksbro...ah, WTF, I'll tell it anyway...Mrs Zoid usually had to get up early to put her face on, etc., leaving me a few minutes alone to play with the morning wood...one am, she walks in to see the me "saluting the flag", she decides this would be a tasty treat for her, unaware that I was just a few strokes away from the moment of truth...she jumped on the bed & went down, she didn't hear my warning (I couldn't yell out loud, we had a roommate down the hall)...a few seconds later she's grimacing at me & saying "Yuuuuuuuck!!!"...


....your turn now Lil...

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