doin what i do best...
 

...spoutin random cartoon quotes with no evident provocation or agenda. let the gimpin commence.


"Help me, help me! I'm still drowning, my butt's cramped, I want ice cream, and now it's dark!!" -Patrick

More please.
 

And...............

I'm inquiring.

Where do I apply for The Choir?

:p :D :) :D :p

Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....


AHHHHHHHH

"That sounds like a problem with your heart buddy."

"Whew, I'm afraid there was something wrong with my transmission or something."

"You can't beat me, sad little Earth-monkey." -Zim

"I've got good news and bad news."

"What's the good news?"

"I've named my nickel Phillip."

"So what's the bad news?"

"It's a girl nickel!" -Cosmo and Timmy

::Communication is essential to a relationship::::

"Oh Peter, I love you."

"Yeah about 5 o'clock"

Family Guy

"No, it's fine. It's good. I just didn't know the secret ingredient was gonna be crap." -Norm MacDonald as Death

"What's that?"

"Oh, that's just a lightswitch..."

"Oh."

"...of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!"

"You can mock my math skills till 13 o'clock, but that doesn't mean I won't ground you, smarty-pants!" -Timmy's mom

"*snore* Man, I love sleepin'. *snore* I wish I could wake up so I could go to sleep again. *snore*" -Brak

"Well, that was painful and unsatisfying. ...Can we do it again? -Johnny Bravo

"...hold the onions..."

"Have you the brain-worms?!" -Zim

"I'm taking your secret military base, General Specific, and I'm replacing the sheep in your sheep-powered raygun with... AN ELEPHANT! HAHAHAHAHA!" -Dr. Oh No No No