Let us go and fight. The Taliban hate women.
Hope I don't get into to much trouble with this one!....
Got it in the eMail today.. Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally. Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble. We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose. We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all! We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem. Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years... we understand tribal warfare. Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or without the government's help! Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. |
Good one!! Altho right now I am in no shape to do any fighting, and no where near close to menopause, I would gladly join in the ranks.
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Sounds like a plan!
Anything I could do to aid the recruitment effort?:)
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Re: Sounds like a plan!
Ladies.
Does the Geneva Convention cover this? Name rank and Cup size? Caution, this could end civilization as we know it!!! Having seen the problems of the Viet-nam and Gulf vets, what anarchy would menopausal post-Taliban hordes do to the free world? I must think on this. Bunker, bunker, where did I hide it..... |
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Here is a nice picture that about sums up what happened on Sept 11th, and what America and Afganistan should do to solve the problem.
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