Tired and Loving it
It's summertime. Our kids stay up later because the sun doesn't go down until almost 9:00. So, when they finally go to sleep, we spend as much time as we can having sex.
My wife has hit that 30 year mark of uncontrollable sexual urges. Every night is new and exciting. But, going to sleep after midnight and waking up at 5 am is making me really tired. We talked about every other night, but it's not working out that way. We'll lay there in the bed and talk about it until we can't stand it anymore and one of us will attack the other. We actually wind up later on those nights than the nights that we plan. If there was ever a better reason to be worn out, I don't know one, and I'm not complaining, as a matter of fact, I might be bragging. There used to be a guy that worked with me that was always worn out and drove a forklift. He ran into something one day from a bad decision that he made when he was "tired". For about an hour, he walked around after that, and in my best "Slingblade" voice just repeated, "I'm tired. I'm just tired." "I'm tired." |
*puts on her best lily von shtupp*
Here I stand, the goddess of Desire Set men on fire I have this power Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing Some quick romancing And then a shower Stage door johnnies always surround me They always hound me With one request Who can satisfy their lustful habits I'm not a rabbit I need some rest I'm tired Sick and tired of love I've had my fill of love From below and above Tired, tired of being admired Tired of love uninspired Let's face it I'm tired I've been with 1000's of men Again and again They promise the moon They always coming and going Going and coming And always too soon Right girls? I'm tired, Tired of playing the game Ain't it a crying shame I'm so tired God dammit I'm exhausted Tired, tired of playing the game Ain't it a crying shame I'm so tired I've been with 1000's of men Again and again They sing the same tune They start with Byron and Shelly And jump on your belly And bust your ballon Aye! Tired, tired of playing the game Ain't it a freakin' shame I'm so... Let's face it everything below the waist is kapput :D |
I am honored to receive such a response from someone whose writing I so admire.
You always leave me speechless and panting. |
One of my favorite Mel Brooks movies. It sounds to me like you just need a liter of Mountain Dew or an Amp (which tastes a lot like Mountain Dew). I hate to tell you this, but shut up, suck it up, and go screw your wife. LOL.
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Believe me, I'm going to suck it up, lick it up, and all of the above.
I just have my moments early in the morning when I am weak. I'll be over it when I walk in the door and can sense her arousal. Also, it's the weekend. May not go to sleep tonight until 2. It may be a Mountain Dew morning tomorrow. |
I was able to be up from 5 am till 9 am the next morning on Amp. The only problem was I drank two and when I woke up after passing out I was in detox. My head was swimming, I was off balance, had a headache, and was shaking all over.
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I drink Rock Star on my vacation road trips. Going from Texas to West Virginia in 2 weeks. Gonna buy a 4 pack before we go.
Those will be my friend. I have one in the fridge, may drink it tomorrow. |
LOL You might need a 4 pack tomorrow
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