How would you write your memoir....
 

In Six Words?.... Wine Sex still hungry for more....

Are we talking what you would put in your memoir or the state in which you'd write it?

I'd write mine in the State of Confusion...

Pickles, penises, pumpkins, pain, pleased me.

Unexpected interesting time, more left yet.

Gratefully she didn't live in footwear.

Taking chances, may be best decision

Welcome to the home of a new poetic artform, the Pixu.

I laugh at the wimps with their haiku, hah!

Don't ever try to imitate me.



That's six, right?

Make every day count for someone

Love life, love family, love Pixies

My Memoirs: All Six Words (unabridged)



The sequel would require a professional spin writer to make it readable to a larger readership market! :bs:

I am still not ever satisfied.

My allergies are pain, poverty, abstinence

Passionately loved, desperately searched, always believed.