I know WI is not a lawyer
 

But I'd like to get his personal opinion on this story:

http://www.mwci.net/readarticle.pl?D8FP9OV83.html

Sheep
 

Hey Geico, I mean Gecko. . Just my two cents worth. I'm not a lawyer but have been fucked over by them in two divorces. I think it is pretty clear from the article. The sheep was injured. If she was laying back in a teddy smoking that would be one thing but it is clear. He should be registered on the sheep fucker registry at the very least. I wonder if the farmer has AFLAC?? :D :D :eek: :eek:

AFLAC?

That quacks me up.

Does that mean the cows are in danger too? :confused:

No, that would be "Uddering".


I know, but someone had to say it.

Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."




The answer is simple if you stick to the facts.


How old was the sheep? If the sheep was young...yes, you should be treated as a child molester.

See, I *knew* I could count on you to get to the esential details of the case, WI! Thanks!

:D

Anytime!


The unanswered question is...how did the farmer discover that his sheep had been violated.


And is anyone else thinking of "Shephard's Pie"? lmfao

Good thing he didn't try to run or they would have got him for being on the lamb too.

Oh that was so baaaaaaaaad!! :p









*cough* baaaaaaaad, get it? *wild snerking*


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roflmfaopmplolbbq!!!

I got the roflmfao but what's the pmplolbbq? Please 'splain dat to me Lucy! :D


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PissMyPantsLaughOutLoud.....Bar-B-Q :D

Now this may explain the whole thing ...

You see, there were these two sheep herders flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

SH2: What about the sheep ?!?

SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!

SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

The guy just forgot to mention the part about the plane. :rolleyes:

i just gagged a little.