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Just wondering if there is a strip club in the town you live in? How close is the nearest one???

How about a place to rent porn?

How far do you have to drive to buy a vibe?

Only a block and a half for the porn/sex toys.

Friday lunch strip show at one of my locals maybe 2 miles.

Strip club, only topless. About a 2 minute drive.

A place to rent porn. Also about a 2 minute drive.

A place to get sex toys. For that I would need to go into the city here (so, a 20 minute drive).

[edit] Actually there is an "adult wolrd" about 10 minutes away.

Everything's a five-minute streetcar ride here (I'm not factoring in the fact that a streetcar always passes before I'm able to catch it which means I have to wait for the next one).

There's a lingerie/sex shop store right on Queen St. W. that Tyler loves because they have gorgeous women sitting on swings in the front window advertising their wares.

I'm sure the local video stores sell porn. Some of them are so shady looking I haven't ventured in them.

Toronto also has many, many "massage parlours" that are open well past midnight.

One of my favourite sex shops is the "Condom Shack" ~ lots of fun sex toys in them.

Strip club, about 45 minutes...but it is nasty and havnt been there since I was in college, about 2 hours away from good ones.

You can rent porn at a couple video places in my town.

There are 2 sex toy/movie shops within 10 minutes.

My town has two video stores (neither of which have explicit materials available...so I hear, of course, cause you know I'd never actually seek out such depravity)

The nearest strip club (according to the radio ad's, ha ha) is in Hartford, about 20 minutes from home. They have a topless place and a full nude juice bar (in case your neighborhood grocery mart doesn't have any pineapple juice, of course). In the same parking lot, coincidentally enough, is a 24 hour adult store. Rumor has it, there's penis shaped objects in there that people use to please themselves and each other with!

OK, fine! I've been to each strip club twice and to the adult store a dozen or so times. But I can't find a place close to home to rent porno from!

Uh,I live in Los Angeles.....Many to be found.Unfortunately new lap dance ordinance passed to keep a 6 foot space between dancers and customers.Were working on a repeal.

Hey this is Montana....need I say more--AHAHHAHA!

Well actually there is one club--nothing like you see in the movies--sigh!

And 4 adult book stores with toys plenty

strip club- at least an hour drive one way
toys- about an hour drive one way
porn vidioes- movie rental place 5 miles away has some old ones, otherwise about an hour drive one way.

Thats why we order toys and rent vidioes on line, cheaper also.

um dont know about the rental thing or the stip club thing but about 30 minutes to the nearest vibe store someday its 45 depends on traffic and how many tractors u get stuck behind!

~nikki~

There are many Strip clubs in Dallas and Ft. Worth, both about 20 - 25 minutes away.

You can get soft core in town here, hard core in the big city or about 15 minutes north,

Toys, the same as videos.

or there is also the net, it is very local.

Close, close and close...got to love the City By the Bay ;) Not that I have visited any of them strange enough (well, went to Good Vibes once with a friend, but they are closing down last I heard)

I live just south of Baltimore ... so i've got pretty good acess to all these things .... including the #1 rated strip club on the east coast 3 years running! Good stuff I might add & i went to high school w/some of the girls that work there. Lately though I'm down in southern MD for the majority of the year for school. There is one store here, where you can buy toys and videos ... no place to rent the vids.

Not many too close....(or I'd still be in the costume biz! Well, maybe not....I need REAL insurance.....lol!).

Cloud Nine....strip club.......15[ish] miles.....just a titty bar!

All clubs that are B.Y.O. round here (bring your own.....beer, wine....whatever) are the clubs that have all nude/all the time, do whatever the customer wants/pays for..... type entertainment. They're about 25 or more miles away.

Porn rental........about 7 miles.

Sex toys........about 15 miles.

You didn't ask about XXX movie theatres.........and that's a good thing cause I can't remember ever seeing one for miles and miles round here............though I still have a fantasy about them! *giggle*

Strip club (full nude) about 40 mins away, haven't gone in almost a year. Due to its proximity to my home town, which I sub teach in, I'm not all that comfortable going any more.
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"Hi Mr.*******"

Porn movies and sex toys about 1hr away.