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Lilith 08-07-2003 10:46 AM

Erotic Massage aka Jacking Your Man 101
 
I was hunting something and found these suggested stroking techniques for ladies to use on their men....



Here's one sample itinerary for hitting all the hot spots on your tour. You'll need lubrication and (forgive me) a few tissues. Start by leaning his penis against his belly. Using a little lubrication, stroke the underside from base to tip for a couple of minutes. Then, with a heavy hand, slide your fingers from the glans along the raphe, down to the scrotum. Think of this as the teasing portion of the genital massage. Lightly drag your fingernails upward, from the base of the scrotum toward the head of the penis. Gently roll his testicles in your palm. Fiddle with the hardened seminal vesicles. This'll drive him nearly mad.

If you do like to talk, now would be a good time to say something admiring. Then, proceed to the male G-spot. Pressing it gently with the thumb for six seconds at a time enhances a man's reproductive health and makes him twitchy with desire. To reach it, ask your husband to rest his ankles on your shoulders while you kneel between his legs. Lean forward so that his knees bend toward his chest. Search with your thumb for the dimple described above. If you can't find the exact spot, place the heel of your hand on the whole area. Apply pressure and send him into orbit.

Try these two strokes, suggested by Stubbs: the Juicer and the Serpent.

To Juice: Hold the base of the shaft with the right hand (using it to pull down the foreskin, if there is one). With the left hand hovering over the shaft like a parachute, grasp the coronal ridge with your fingertips and rotate your left wrist, twisting the hand and moving it up and down as though you were juicing an orange.

For the Serpent: Grasp the shaft with the right hand, as with the Juicer. With the left hand, hook your index finger and thumb just below the coronal ridge, then snake your fingers around his penis as far as the wrist will allow. Give him a sample of each stroke, and see which feels better for him. Repeat. Repeat some more. Soon, your husband will have a powerful orgasm. Take a moment. And then wipe him off with a tissue.

lakritze 08-07-2003 12:30 PM

Works for me.

Loulabelle 08-07-2003 12:53 PM

Re: Erotic Massage aka Jacking Your Man 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith

To Juice: Hold the base of the shaft with the right hand (using it to pull down the foreskin, if there is one). With the left hand hovering over the shaft like a parachute, grasp the coronal ridge with your fingertips and rotate your left wrist, twisting the hand and moving it up and down as though you were juicing an orange.


I can personally attest to the effectiveness of this one....apparently 'It feels like one long orgasm'. This, just after he begged me to stop because it was too intense. ;)

I'm just a little worried about the last bit Lil - it says soon my husband will have an orgasm. But what if I haven't met my husband yet - does that mean my poor unfortunate future husband might be doing the shopping somewhere and just spontaneously cum in his pants???? LOL

Cheyanne 08-07-2003 01:32 PM

LMAO Lou..... spontaneously cum in his pants!!!!

Gonna have to try these out Lil.. :D

GingerV 08-07-2003 01:35 PM

Re: Re: Erotic Massage aka Jacking Your Man 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Loulabelle
does that mean my poor unfortunate future husband might be doing the shopping somewhere and just spontaneously cum in his pants???? LOL


Well, it's one way to see if someone's intentions are honorable. Course, you'd have to cheat on him and wait for the "jeeze, hon...you'll never believe what happened to me today" call. Not necessarily the best way to start a marriage ;).

WildIrish 08-07-2003 01:50 PM

Re: Re: Erotic Massage aka Jacking Your Man 101
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Loulabelle
does that mean my poor unfortunate future husband might be doing the shopping somewhere and just spontaneously cum in his pants?


That certainly explains all those orgasms I've had that hit me like an allergy sneeze in the spring.

babybunny 08-07-2003 02:24 PM

Wait a minute....Lilith what were you hunting?? :D

LixyChick 08-08-2003 05:16 AM

So many instructions............

So little time!

FussyPucker 08-08-2003 05:22 AM

well just come here and get on wiht it lixy baby !!! hehehe

dicksbro 08-08-2003 05:40 AM

It's always nice to see Pixies can take a subject of scientific interest and rationally discuss it in a mature way. Thanks Lilith for helping to advance the cause of science.

:D :D ... spontaneously cum in his pants ... :D :D

faerysflower 08-25-2003 07:54 AM

And then wipe him off with a tissue.


i would rather lick it up... he he

Cobalt 08-25-2003 09:06 AM

Volunteers to be a test subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lust: :hot:

Irish 08-25-2003 10:56 AM

When my wife&I,were dating,we used mutual masterbation alot!
Both as a means of birth control&for satisfaction.She "jacked"me
at least once a day.You learn alot about your significant others,
likes&dislikes,this way.Even after marriage in 1965,I still like to
be played with.It can be done,almost,anywhere and is very spontaneous.To me,one of the most important things,in sex,is
spottanaity. Irish

denny 08-25-2003 10:30 PM

I don't know what it was you were hunting but we can always count on you for interesting instruction. Do you give lessons?

ryker 08-26-2003 02:21 AM

I will also volunteer to be a test subject


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