Seeking a person willing to snuff out PF
 

My birthday gift was delivered

What are you talking about? :shrug:

May I suggest death by suffocation from panites?

YES gg, you may. :licker:

Have you received your Christmas present yet, Lil? :roflmao:

hmmm... wonder whats going on here..

*sits back with my popcorn and waits...

My postman hid it behind a plant on my porch.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Better than I could ever hope for. :D

Does your postman give you a big smile now? Especially now that you've been home everyday over the holidays. :nod:

Of course I had nothing to do with it. :angel: I lust heard about it.

What, pray tell, was the great birthday gift, our Queen?

Did it have the senders name so you would know who to thank? :confused:

:wtp: Where are the pictures? :wtp:

PF should be worried that the return gift is going to be that animatronic pair of women's panties that's going to carry out Lilith's 'snuff out PF' scheme.

Dang, dat would be a nasty thing ta do, wouldn't it?

**wondering if I have EVERYTHING on my list for this year?** :brows:

Listen, I will literally cut a bitch😁