A question(s) to make you think back...or maybe not
 

What is the most memorable thing you ever said to someone during/after sex? And what was the most memorable thing ever said to you?

I don't really recall anything I said except things like - "god", "yes", "more" et. al.

But the best/most memorable things said to me include;

"god you have a big cock" (always a fave!)

"I haven't been fucked like that in years"

"I can't get you all in my mouth"

and my most memorable, the girl was on all fours and as I was about to enter her she looked over her shoulder, smiled and said "pick a hole"

I damn near blew my load right then and there!

Mine was:

" If you keep fucking me the way you do I will spend the rest of my life with you " :p

me to him:
"c'mon baby tear it up"
"plug it in deep-fuck me 'til it hurts"
"fill me up-make a big mess inside me-c'mon sugar, that's it"
"drive it home, baby, give it to me"
him to me:
"too hot, too sweet, errrrrrrrrr......."
"flood your belly, baby, ahhhhhhh....."

Me to him:

'Er, don't freak out, because I mean it in the friends way and not in the other way, but I just really need to say I love you' after having sex VERY early on in our relationship. Hehehehe...how things change!


Him to me:

Er, actually I'll have to get back to you on that one....he tends to be the strong silent type!

One guy once said to me, after giving him a BJ, 'How's the back of your head....I feel like I've blown it out!'

"Damn! I've heard a lot of girls say they suck cock good...but you meant it"!

Bet he says that to all the girls...*giggle*

A friend of mine, who is a girl, once told me she said

"...don't fuck me like I'm your mum..."

She said it was a particularly poor session. I laughed for most of the afternoon after that.

Not a great comment to receive but pretty memorable

During a pretty vigourous session I said to the girl - "is that the best you can do?" hoping it would really make it hot

Had the opposite effect.

The lesson - pick you targets carefully before you say stuff ;)

Quite early in my sexual travels I gave a guy a blowjob and he announced that he was about to come and started to pull away and I just followed him with my head and took him deep in my mouth and swallowed his load. Mind you, I'm from small town bible belt old south country and...well anything but missionary is taboo. He looked at me silently for a full minute in mixed confusion and wonder and then stated simply. "It takes a real woman to do that."

For some reason thats always been a very fond memory for me.

One not so fond one was once around the same time frame I was with a guy and I was thoroughly enjoying myself and after it was over and we were laying there together he said "You don't touch much do ya?" I was floored. I never even thought about it until then. But a lesson learned nonetheless. I try to make it a point to caress my partners body as much as he has mine when making love. Simple touches and stroking can be the difference between good sex and great sex.