Sex Toys for the new decade(s)
 

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/

Was I living in the dark ages??? I want one of each!!!!!!!!!! Where is Santa when I need him???? I swear I have been a "good" girl!!!! :weg:

If you just knew a guy who's handy with power tools (& that's a relationship I would think any single woman should cultivate), you could probably have your own Drilldo or Fucksall for a song...


(the song would be the sound of your moaning & sceaming ;) )

Dang!! really??? Consider it done!!!!

Sorry to get your hopes up...I actually meant you should find a guy near you...

However, I may have to retire to the workshop for some...uh, research, yeh, that's right...

Well crap!!! See what you do to a girl?? You should be sorry, but I am looking forward to your "research"!

It's a shame. I had a whole host of fucking machines videos on my computer, but I just did a great porn purge a few days ago.

I'm serious. And I don't think it would be too hard to jerry rig one. It's a pretty simple design, though I can't really verify their safety or comfort.

But maybe it's something I can put on my resume:

2008 Houston, TX
Got tired of making beer, designed and built a mechanical dildo that plugs into a 220 socket. Patent Pending.

i could make one out of a saw-zaw ;)

Hmmm, I guess I'm an old fashioned kinda guy. Tell you what Shadoz, I'd be willing to help with a bit of research on the topic. Sort of a modern day John Henry tale. I'll volunteer to take on those contraptions and prove that a man can do the job better than a machine. :p

Then again John Henry did die with his hammer in his hand......... oh what a way to go! :D

I was watching one of those videos and the stroke was too long and it pulled out... it was going very fast.... looked painful when it went back forward...

Iowaman I like the way you think Any ladies want to compare me to one of those machines ?

So, Shadozfire, tell us which ones you were wishing for???

IF YOU WERE JUST A WEE BIT CLOSER I WOULD TAKE YOU BOTH UP ON THE OFFER. You never know it might be fun... :p

I want that pogo fucking stick!! :D

Damn txgrneyes wish I was lol

Whadda ya mean...the gang bang fucking machine doesn't come with the vacu-lock dildos? I gotta buy them separate?

Geezzzzzzzzz...should at least cum with one...eh?