Porn vs Real Life
 

Ya know how every wild thing they do in porn looks like it would be fun to try? How when you're all ramped up and in the zone, you just want to get carried away with the moment?

Share with us something that you've seen in a porn that looked so damn fun...and tell us what happened when you introduced that in the middle of sex.

Everyone that knows me from the way back past knows this took place, but I'll share it again.

I love licking pussy. That's a really simplified, grossly under-exaggerated understatement. I mean I REALLY love licking pussy. And in the morning, when you wake up after a good night's sleep, where you're all warm and comfy under the covers...your pussy smells so damn good. It's intoxicating really, and I just must sniff and taste you. I've seen movies where ladies wake up to their guys performing oral on them just in time to climax and it looks really hot. To see how they start to respond while they're asleep makes me think they're dreaming of getting licked. It makes me wonder if they have a dream lover that is going down on them...someone they secretly want between their legs, but could never tell anyone about. Especially not their man. So one morning, I wake up and see that you're on your back with the sheet pulled off to one side and one leg is exposed all the way up to your hip. I gently move the sheet off of your waist and just gaze at your beautiful pussy, slightly moist with a sweaty dew, and inhale your musk with primal lust. When I can't take it any longer, I lean closer and reach out with my tongue to brush it against your clit. I can almost taste your juice. I lean just a little bit closer and we connect! Your eyes fly open in shock and you slam your legs together, almost breaking my neck, as you emit a loud shriek.


So that didn't quite work out the way I thought it would.

I think the one I really wanna try is bondage sex but my hubby doesn't wanna try it for some reason well I just want to try incorporating pain with sexual pleasure it seems to be really fun.

Darlin....you do know where Texas is? I would so love to be waken up like that.

My ex-hubby and I used to fuck each other while sleeping. I would be sleeping and wake up, well half awake, with him on top of me or eating me out....it was heaven. And I would get on him and fuck him as long as a part of him cooperated. It was so much fun.

I tried this one and i got the same response. Maybe my girl don't like surprises.

That all sounds so wonderful in the abstract, WI, but Mr. AZRH knows better than to mess with my sleeping self. Sleep is sacrosanct; I don't care how delightful the wake-up is in theory.

I'm trying hard to think of something I discovered via porn that we tried in real life, but we generally find porn unimaginative, and end up lying in bed critiquing it (which isn't much of a turn-on). If I directed pornos, they'd be far more interesting.

Oh! I've got one...DP! (How could I forget?!) The first time I did it, it was with a lover and his pal; the second time, with the hubby and a pal o' mine. The first time, it was surprisingly perfect. The second time, we had some...ah...natural consequences of anal sex, shall we say? but everyone was cool. Shit happens. ;)