Do tell
 

Where is the most inappropriate place you have masterbated?

At my desk in one of my old jobs, on an airplane, on a coach....er....any number of places.

Desk at work is up there for me too.

Yup... desk at work. :D

Pretty much everywhere at work.


Desk, conference table, roof, mechanical room, parking garage



And there's that time in church. :yikes:

Let's see, where to begin.

Above the main church rectory while service was going on. (Had just a tremendous hardon and the service was 15 minutes away from ending.)
While in sunday school class under the table (young and dumb what can I say).
School bus home in middle school.
Working in a call center in my individual terminal there was room under the keyboard. And I was trying to get into this girls pants.
Numerous times trying to turn a girl on under a coat or something in a semi public area.
Mothers bed during phone sex (her room was the only phone in the upstairs).
When I used to work in a hotel I masturbated in the office, in my bosses chair, at the public access computer.

I think I have gotten myself into enough trouble for now.

Locked the door to my office at work once and videotaped myself. :yikes:

Not nearly enough busy work, eh?

I guess at work would be the place for me, as well, while not at my desk per se, it was in the soft guest chair next to the desk...

Oh my!
 

Once I discovered masturbation, there was no stopping me.
Church, car, bus, school, streetcar, pools, on the excercise machine, in yoga class, in hot tubs, saunas, restroom stalls, while waiting in line (wearing a raincoat, which let me do more than you might think), sitting in a waiting room, at my desk of course, and during a staff meeting.
Also in bars, cafes, clubs, movies, plays, concerts, in traffic, changing rooms, and once in a dentist chair while waiting to get my teeth cleaned.

Having a sudden couging fit hides LOTS of sins *smile*

I'm sure there's lots more, but I have an awful headache this morning.

WW

:sad:

WW the list might be shorter if you just listed all the places you haven't masterbated.

I don't think of it an inappropriate. I think of it as making the most of an opportunity.

At work on a lazy Saturday overtime when not many co-workers are around.

Walking home from a friends house when I was younger. I cut through the woods behind some houses and found a spot where I could see activity but nobody could see me.

In my truck in a parking lot on the side of the road.

In my truck driving down the road/highway.

OMG...I'll be here all day trying to type all the places.

Suffice it to say I haven't done it in my front yard...YET!

Wow would love to hang with you :cabbagep:

I like the way ya think :hot:

now I'm thinking about ways to put my front yard to use...

It's been so long ago I can't remember.
Soooooooooorry!

Want me to cum over and help?