Enquiring minds want to know......
OK, heres the scenerio.... Some of my equally perverted friends and I were setting around the bong the other night and we got to talking about sex. Even though we were a mixed group, for some reason some of the questions could not seem to be answered. So, with no furthur ado, ill give my Pixie friends the chance.
#1. Your in bed with your husband/bf/so and your RIGHT on the mindless edge. What does it feel like and how is he supposed to know? #2 Sue and Steve are getting it on. Steve has a larger then average "tool". Sue has a tighter then average "hoohoo". (Sue is also what is known as a "squirter".) When the time comes where Sue is going for it, and she begins to ejaculate, what happens? Some possible ideas were: Sue's fluids push their way out even though there is a very tight fit. Sue's fluids are unable to get free and this: Is painful for Sue and Steve both. Is a turn on for one and not the other. etc etc etc... Input? (I know, its stupid) |
I'm sure this is a hypothetical gathering because to admit having gathered around an object of parephanalia is a felony. But nevertheless...let's address it as if it were real. :D
#1 - He'll figure out what I'm thinking when I have a grip on his dick #2 - Hopefully her eyes are closed or it'd fly out her eye sockets. Either that or when he withdrew, it would be accompanied by a loud whooshing sound. If you put your ear up to her...you might even be able to hear the ocean. ha ha |
Rotflmao ^^^^^^.
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WI....you crack me up! rofl
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OMG WI....i needed that laugh!!
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Is "bong" your Oklahoman pronounciation for "barn"? If so, I know why WildIrish came running to answer. :baa: :baa: :baa: |
WI and RIT ... LMAO. :D :D
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No, actually bong is a smoking device used to smoke various types of loose tobacco. don't you have them there? |
Bongs in CALIFORNIA? THAT'll never happen! ;)
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:yikes: LMAO |
You guys are too funny! I guess I am going to be "the serious one" and try to answer your questions... lol
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ROFLMAO! You nut! We make be redneck but NOT that redneck!:p |
FREE TOMMY CHONG !!!!!!!! 1.Is to learn the meaning of the word CRESCENDO. You'll know when it happens. 2.This actually happened.I should have realized the preasure was building.The last thing I remembered was hearing a loud POP like a Champaigne cork leaving the bottle as my ass hit the cealing.
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