Norm!!!!!
 

I loved Norm Peterson!



>>What's shaking, Norm?"
>> "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
>>
>> "What's new, Normie?"
>> "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
>> demanding beer."
>>
>> "What'd you like, Normie?"
>> "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
>>
>> "What'll you have, Normie?"
>> "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
>> whatever comes out of the tap."
>> "Looks like beer, Norm."
>> "Call me Mister Lucky."
>>
>> "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
>> "Like a baby treats a diaper."
>>
>> "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
>> happy ending."
>>
>> "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
>> "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
>>
>> "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
>> "Whatcha up to, Norm?"
>> "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Poor."
>> "I'm sorry to hear that."
>> "No, I mean pour."
>>
>> "How's life treating you, Norm?"
>> "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
>>
>> "Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts."
>>
>> "What's going down, Normie?"
>> "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
>>
>> "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone
>> underwear."
>>
>> "What's the story, Norm?"
>> "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
>>
>> "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
>> "For a beer?"
>> "No, for stupid questions."

tv's sage

I remember looking forward to, and loving his comebacks every day.


"Like it caught me sleeping with it's wife" :roflmao:

I loved Norm.

I am currently wearing a tshirt with a lot of those Norm-isms on them...love this shirt

One of my all-time favorites is…

"NORM!"

I'm living in the high-speed cyber world and can't find the on ramp.


:cheers:

So funny! :D :cheers:

Love'em Thanks. :devil:

makin' your way in the world today takes everything ya got.

Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Took Grumble to 'Cheers' when we picked him up at the airport. :)

The outside looks pretty much like what you see on TV but the inside is completely different. There were pictures and stuff from the show hanging all over. It was fun.

:wtp:

;) I know! They are with the ones he took with me in Cleveland and NEVER shared with us. :rolleyes2

























( :D yep! I'm going to send him the link to these posts) ;)

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.