Let's pretend that all of a sudden...
 

...you find yourself at work, wearing only sexy lacy women's lingerie...

In one sentence, what do you say to your co-workers? :D

My laundry slave quit.

does this make my butt look big?

hello, i thought it looked good on me this morning, now I'm having second thoughts.

I think this is going to look a lot better on you :) ...................... along with me. :hump:

Shit...am I the only one who thought today was Halloween?

what? it's not like they're crotchless :p

Holy shit, don't ever let me drink tequila again!

I'm removing barriers to expression. ;)

Oh this? It's my turn to give the sexual harrassment workshop.

Do you like my new shoes?

(Since I work at a pool...) Do you like my new swimsuit?

Are you objectifying me?
I'm so offended.

(ok, that was two sentences. Sorry)

What are all these people doing in my dressing room?
(Borrowed from Frank Sinatra, on stepping on to the stage at Las Vegas, c 1965)

They don't say Hanes until I say they say Hanes.