Medical Alert for males!!!
I have discovered a new way to cause one to be IMPOTANT!!!
Most weekday mornings; after my wife leaves for work;I go into; the computer room;and scan the different sites and check my e-mail.I;usually;end up; masturbating;while looking at nude women or reading erotic stories.This has become; such a part of my life; that I find myself looking forward to it.We just got a new kitten.I am not a cat person but my wifes' died and she got another.One morning;I was sitting ;at the computer;and looking at some erotic photos.I was;unconciously;rubbing my erection; through my sweatpants.The kitten had climbed my leg;into my lap and attacked the movement of my hand.Now;everytime;that I am tempted to follow what would be the naturalcourse of things. I picture my erection and the cat attacking it and the nails and teeth,sinking into my penis,and BANG--instant impotancy! Irish PS.Just a word of warning!!!I have a 112 1/2lb. dog and he could care less as long as he gets fed and watered. |
Hay IRISH
I guess it’s not like when we were young and got bonners that “a cat can’t scratch it”.
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pantyfanatic--How right you are.When you're my age;you appreciate being able to have erections.So many people that are
my age can't.I can't imagine not being able to have that feeling! I have loved that feeling since about 15.(late starter)I remember when I first got diabetic neuropothy.I was partially impotant and it scared; the hell;out of me until I got it back.You know the first question that I asked my Dr. everytime that I saw him--WHEN? I could handle the rest but not that. Irish |
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