Top 10 Ways Things Would be Different if Pixies Ruled the World ...
 

.From the home office, in my pants ...

10. Arguing members of Parliament would be replaced by giant Pixies orgy.

9. Bill Clinton … Would still be horny as hell.

8. Ties in the Senate would be broken by playing game of “Who cums first?”

7. Radio requests would be chosen by “Sing to Me Baby” thread.

6. New Olympic sport … Cumshot distance!

5. Law would be passed changing restaurant signs to say: No shirt, no shoes … hurry in.

4. Vibrators, dildos, sex swings and lube would all be tax write-offs.

3. Instead of public fornicators sent to prison, they are sent to Lilith’s Dungeon for formal torture.

2. All women can get out of speeding tickets by asking the officer, “Can I suck your cock?” (Wait, that works now)

1. Daily workplace masturbation would be an OSHA requirement

Hey!!! #4 is already true....for me anyway....

LMAO@ #9

...and he would still be working in the Oral... er... Oval Office :D

I vote in favor of #3;)

I'm disappointed that neither "You could change your look as often and as easily as you change your avatar" nor "People would be assigned to follow you around and make smiley faces at the end of your sentences :D" made the Top Ten. Oh, well!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Geezzzzz Coach.....A Styx song comes to mind here. Can you guess it's title??

tick, tick, tick, tick.........................

So if the trooper is a lady does it work the other way to get out of the ticket??

Good question Skip.
My guess would be yes.
Great thread CK.
-Summer :D