Steph started the bet...so I'll make it worth something...
So Steph says she bets I will get laid on July 3rd. I said August 27th...
In order to make bets good, they have to be for something. So I will make a serious offer. My sales conference is next April and is 8 days in Hawaii. I currently have no one to go with me on this trip. So..... if you pick the day I get laid, I will put your name into my pot of "who to take to Hawaii" and you will get due consideration. Guy or girl I care not, and I am being serious, why not go to an all expense paid trip with a one of you great pixies. :hot: Frankly I am too sick of people all around me right now and I am no good chosing on my own anyway... Good luck and aloha. |
I know Steph considers fucking over you as getting laid. (She gets her nut that way ;) )
So is that going to count Skippy? |
To Define: Laid = I must blow my 4 month stored load on or in a willing lovely woman.
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BTW...
I am not opposed to offers from pixie ladies to rig the bet. ;) |
How about Friday July 2nd?
(Skip -- you must pick me up at the Columbus airport if we're gonna rig this thing) |
*checking my schedule...
but we have to consumate this thing before midnight...Steph cannot be right. |
I'll arrive back in town at 7:15 pm (Brussels to NYC to CMH)
We'll have time :hot: |
Damn we will have 3 times :D
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Oh skip...
How about... you come with me to the Trace Adkins concert on July 30th... and afterwards (You can only imagine how turned on I am after watching Trace all evening)... well... lets just say that you won't have anything left over for another 4 months... LOL |
skipthisone,
8 days in Hawaii, eh? Does it HAVE to be a woman? |
Just tell me the time and place and I will help you win the bet.
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Pick a date, and I will be there to help ya win.
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Sounds like a perfect plan to me!!! and you won't be sorry!!! :hot: :69: :3: :sex: |
I have a feeling sorry will be one emotion that will not be anywhere near my thoughts
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Sounds better every second.
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