Late one night...
 

After a long day, I take a nice hot bath contemplating taking care of my aroused state on my own. Deciding against it, I climb out of the tub and into my favorite silk robe.

Just one quick check for email. Junk, junk, herbal viagra, letter from mom...nothing that can't wait 'til the morning. I move my cursor to the x to close my buddy window when a message pops up "Had a HARD Day"

Feeling my exhaustion pulling me towards my bed, I decide to see where this message is leading.

- Not hard, just long

- Mine is long and hard

- Why do I get the feeling we're not talking about my day?

USER REQUESTS TO SEND YOU A FILE
http://www.mindspring.com/~renee/out.jpg

- Does it look like I'm talking about your day?

- No. No it doesn't. Is there anything I can help you with?



Anyone want to jump on this one?! ;)

Who is this?
 

- How was your bath?

- Fine thank you, Do I know you? cuz if not I'm really tired and I'm logging off.

- I know you

All of a sudden I felt a wave of fear come over my body. How did this person know I just took a bath?

-Who is this?

NO SUCH USER/LOGGED OFF

My heart began to beat faster as I looked around the apartment. The window was open a little but given the hot weather it was not unusual. I walked over to the front door to make sure it was locked.
All was fine as I walked back into the bedroom and all of a sudden..