Slippery, lickery cock,
When stroked it shoots out a lot,
But when she sucks and kisses,
It really gets down to business,
And floods the whole parking lot.

Hey diddle, diddle,
He had to go piddle,
His gal stripped down in their room.
When he came back and saw her,
He dove into her cellar,
And filled her and made her swoon.

A cock in the air
And a pussy on the bed.
Said the pussy " I have no hair,
And you surely have a great head.
Though you maybe be in error,
fuck me it said.

Little Jack's boner,
Stood in the corner,
While Suzie was there chewing gum ...
She slid up and down,
Made a sweet moaning sound,
And squeezed him when he started to cum.

Hickory dickory dock
Some bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
and dumped the bitch on the next block.

The Farmer's in Rachel
 

THE FARMER'S IN RACHEL

The farmer’s in Rachel
The farmer’s in Rachel
Going slow in her derriere-o
The farmer’s in Rachel.

His cock slides in real nice
His cock slides in real nice
Going slow in her derriere-o
His cock slides in real nice.

His body’s getting tense
His body’s getting tense
Going slow in her derriere-o
His body’s getting tense.

It suddenly shoots its load
It suddenly shoots its load
Going slow in her derriere-o
It suddenly shoots its load

It floods her with his cum
It floods her with his cum
Going slow in her derriere-o
It floods her with his cum.

Boy was that sure fun
Boy was that sure fun
Going slow in her derriere-o
Boy was that sure fun.

Now he slips softly out
Now he slips softly out
From going slow in her derriere-o
Now he slips softly out.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!

I love a little pussy

I love a little pussy,
It’s skin is oh so warm,
And if I slip inside it,
She'll share with me her charms.

So I'll lay there between her legs,
And will not drive her soon away,
Cuz' her pussy and I will linger,
And very gently play.

Little bow peep fucked a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his ass so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice

Little Boy Blue, she'll blow your horn,
You know little Suzie, she'll keep it all warm.
So take our your cock and give her a peek
She'll empty it's cum by sucking your meat.

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more
All the kings horses n all the kings men
Bent the bitch over and fucked her again

Wee Winkies Willie

Wee Winkie’s Willie toured the town,
Up town and down town in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, peeking thru the blinds,
At Suzie undressing and her sweet behind.

"Hey, Winkie’s Willie, why don’t you come in?
I’ve slipped off my panties, so you can get in!
My legs are spread wide and my bum is held high,
You can see my breasts heaving and hear my soft sighs.”

“Take that hard willie, that glistens so bright,
Pulsing and stretching, it’s a true girls delight!,
Stick it in and move it, that rigid ol’ cock,
Make me groan and push, my cherry defrock!”

"Hey, Winkie’s Willie, you I can feel,
Wriggling and pushing like a horny ol’ eel.
Don’t stop, Winkie’s Willie, until at last you share some,
Of that creamy lush lotion, that fertile white cum.”

“Now in my tummy, it’ll slosh round a bit,
Seeking an egg … you can fertilize it!
Then in my belly, a baby will be,
Willie’s own special gift to lil’ ol’ me.”

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
With her legs open wide
Down came a spider
Look right inside her
and said damn that pussy's wide.

Mary Screwed Her Hubby Sam
 

Mary Screwed Her Hubby Sam

Mary screwed her hubby Sam with a dildo white as snow,
She liked to lube his clean shaved ass where soon the shaft would go.
Of course her hubby went along, he really didn’t mind,
In fact he almost came too fast when she messed with his behind.

So first thing in the morning, and, last thing then at night,
He’d assume the position … it was quite a sexy sight,
She’d get out the KY-Gel and rub it all around,
She knew he loved her doing this from his soft and gentle sounds.

His cock would become rigid, and point down to the floor,
She’d start her dildo's entry, he’d moan, “Please give me more.”
So she'd push it in and pull it out and watch how it would slide,
And with one hand she’d reach around, and stroke his now hard pride.

Then with a cry, he’d soon let go,
His milky cum would splatter so.
Mary would shout, “If but I could,
In you I would plant Red Riding Hood.”

Then they'd collapse in a tangle, to the floor they would fall,
Their energy spent , they were exhausted and all.
As she lay there on hubby, she was still on top,
He would whisper softly to her, “I sure love you … a lot!”

Roses are red.
Nuts are round.
Skirts go up.
Panties go down.
Belly to belly.
Skin to skin.
When it's stiff,
stick it in.