Alternatives, for fun
 

This doesn't quite fit any of the existing threads.

Thought Scotz and Sprinkles'd like this.


The following should be the lyrics to the song - Beatles' Eleanor Rigby

Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream

Waits for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Guru MacKenzie
Typing the lines of a program that no one will run;
Isn't it fun?
Look at him working,
Munching some chips as he waits for the code to
compile; Where is the style?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Eleanor Rigby
Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work;
What is it worth?
Guru MacKenzie
Wiping the blood off his hands as he walks from
the grave; Nothing was saved.

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

ROTFLMAO!!!! Much Kudos OF!! That's awesome...:o

Aqua

Not my authorship, wish I had that much talent.

OF

That was great!!! thanks for posting it :)

Great one, OF...I have seen it before, have to go thru my archives now, I recall that there were other Fab4 tunes with comp-related words... one was "Write in C:" to the tune of "Let It Be"... hope I have it saved & not a victim of an ugly little virus I caught coupla years back...

Folks!!! i think we have a winner for the pixies anonymous song.....thanks oldfart.....

Wonderful!
 

Great songwriting if I ever heard it! :D

rotfl - great lyrics OF!!

Scotz

Looking forward to "Write in C:" if you can find it.

Anyone else any similar?

very well done

can't get the bloody tune out of my head now

Thanks OF!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Your toooo much Oldfart!!!! ;) :D

Not a song....but somewhat similar :D :D ;)

IF DR. SEUSS WAS A WOMAN

If Dr. Seuss Was a Woman, she'd write:
I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.
I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.
I won't grab your boobies; I won't pinch your butt.
My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.
I don't go around re-adjusting my crotch;
Or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.
I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman, you see- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing-
And thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.
Hair won't grow from my ears, Or cover my back.
And when I bend over, you can't see my crack.
I'm a woman, of course and I'm proud, don't you see?
I'm blessed to have two boobs and sit when I pee.
I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.
I don't need male bonding; I don't cruise for chicks-
I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my dick.
I'm a woman, by chance And thankful I am!
I'm so glad I'm a woman; not a man, yes I am!

ROTFLMAO!!!
 

Where do you guys come UP with this stuff? :D :D :D

Diva,

The What?? in a Hat?

OF